LOL! Funny, right?
“Smart” and Kenyan politician in the same sentence sounds weird.
But let’s just see how a typical Kenyan politician would compare to the Infinix Hot 5 Lite…
INFINIX HOT 5 Lite (X559) – Cool name, right? X559 sounds like space-age technology. That’s what you want in a smart phone.
Kenyan politician – Would you buy a phone called “baba” or “hustla” or “mundu wa nyumba”? Hmmm… sounds interesting, but doesn’t seem to really cut it. What do you think?
INFINIX HOT 5 Lite – The 5.5-Inch HD IPS screen is just the right size to fit in your pocket. And super-clear to watch videos.
Kenyan politician – These guys, if they were smartphones, I doubt they would fit even inside your house. Egos as big as the galaxy.
INFINIX HOT 5 Lite – 1GB RAM is big enough, so you have uninterrupted internet browsing and run as many apps as you want, all at once. Plus the 16GB ROM means you can download multiple apps and store a whole bunch of songs (audio and video) and movies. And if that’s not enough, expand it up to 32GB.
Kenyan politician – When you hear a Kenyan politician say something clearly on TV and the next day claims, “I was misquoted”, you know very well that they don’t have memory. So, let’s not even discuss this.
INFINIX HOT 5 Lite – The Quad-core 1.3GHz processor is one of the most advanced.
Kenyan politician – In the recent election, quite a number of politicians were replaced with new ones. So, let’s wait and see. But judging by Kenya’s history, Kenyan politicians are often just replaced with the same type of do-more-harm-than-good politicians.
INFINIX HOT 5 Lite – XOS Based on Android 7 Nougat. Newest, latest, better, more efficient…
Kenyan politician – Do these guys really have any other “operating system”/ core belief that guides them other than the greed creed? Yes, they change old political parties with new ones, but mostly all that changes is the political party name.
INFINIX HOT 5 Lite – Both the 8MP rear and 5MP front cameras give you more clarity, color, and definition than you need.
Kenyan politician – How much foresight does your leader have? Does he/ she see beyond the 5 years he/ she has to “eat” as much as possible? Does your leader have good hindsight, considering historical issues and avoiding past mistakes? Not likely.
INFINIX HOT 5 Lite – The 4,000mAh capacity battery is excellent power storage for such a smartphone.
Kenyan politician – Let’s not even go there. Can your local politician go on without power? Will he/ she still be as filthy rich without power? Will he/ she do anything good if not in power?
So, perhaps you should also upgrade your political leadership, as you upgrade to the INFINIX HOT 5 Lite.
Get it on Jumia, today.
But let’s just see how a typical Kenyan politician would compare to the Infinix Hot 5 Lite…
Name
INFINIX HOT 5 Lite (X559) – Cool name, right? X559 sounds like space-age technology. That’s what you want in a smart phone.
Kenyan politician – Would you buy a phone called “baba” or “hustla” or “mundu wa nyumba”? Hmmm… sounds interesting, but doesn’t seem to really cut it. What do you think?
Screen/ Size
INFINIX HOT 5 Lite – The 5.5-Inch HD IPS screen is just the right size to fit in your pocket. And super-clear to watch videos.
Kenyan politician – These guys, if they were smartphones, I doubt they would fit even inside your house. Egos as big as the galaxy.
Memory
INFINIX HOT 5 Lite – 1GB RAM is big enough, so you have uninterrupted internet browsing and run as many apps as you want, all at once. Plus the 16GB ROM means you can download multiple apps and store a whole bunch of songs (audio and video) and movies. And if that’s not enough, expand it up to 32GB.
Kenyan politician – When you hear a Kenyan politician say something clearly on TV and the next day claims, “I was misquoted”, you know very well that they don’t have memory. So, let’s not even discuss this.
CPU
INFINIX HOT 5 Lite – The Quad-core 1.3GHz processor is one of the most advanced.
Kenyan politician – In the recent election, quite a number of politicians were replaced with new ones. So, let’s wait and see. But judging by Kenya’s history, Kenyan politicians are often just replaced with the same type of do-more-harm-than-good politicians.
Operating System
INFINIX HOT 5 Lite – XOS Based on Android 7 Nougat. Newest, latest, better, more efficient…
Kenyan politician – Do these guys really have any other “operating system”/ core belief that guides them other than the greed creed? Yes, they change old political parties with new ones, but mostly all that changes is the political party name.
Camera
INFINIX HOT 5 Lite – Both the 8MP rear and 5MP front cameras give you more clarity, color, and definition than you need.
Kenyan politician – How much foresight does your leader have? Does he/ she see beyond the 5 years he/ she has to “eat” as much as possible? Does your leader have good hindsight, considering historical issues and avoiding past mistakes? Not likely.
Battery
INFINIX HOT 5 Lite – The 4,000mAh capacity battery is excellent power storage for such a smartphone.
Kenyan politician – Let’s not even go there. Can your local politician go on without power? Will he/ she still be as filthy rich without power? Will he/ she do anything good if not in power?
So, perhaps you should also upgrade your political leadership, as you upgrade to the INFINIX HOT 5 Lite.
Get it on Jumia, today.
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